Maybe it’s the nitrous or maybe it’s the weed, but, uh, I don’t care.

Maybe it’s the nitrous or maybe it’s the weed, but, uh, I don’t care.

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tsunderelly:

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode 

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mortisia:

viα ericscissorhands"Creepy girls you’re just my style, blood red lipstick you don’t smile, falling victim to your fantasy - damn, i love that you’re so creepy.”(X)

My dream girls.

Oh thanks..

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#PrayForFifi #santamonica

#PrayForFifi #santamonica

GUEST: 10 Tips For Men Starting Out In Stand-Up | Cameron Esposito

chickenscratchcomedy:

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As a comic, there’s one question I get all the time: why aren’t more men doing standup? There are a bunch of reason, but here’s 10 easy tips for men who want to get started in stand-up:

1. You are going to have to follow a comic who just used the mic as a vag. DO NOT let this throw you off. Just tell your jokes right into that vag!

2. If you are on a show with another male comic, you guys are in competition with one another! REMEMBER: one of you will have to be the hot one. Decide which ahead of time & tell the host. There will almost never be a third, so get really good at faceoffs.

3. Gay guys: the host will probably joke about having sex with you. This gives the audience the comfort to still find you attractive despite your “handicap.”

4. Straight guys: you are gonna be approached a lot by the audience and by other comics. Try to seem like you sort of hate it AND kind of like it, like be accessible AND aloof, but DO NOT SLEEP AROUND.

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buzzfeed:

He’s like some kind of mood ring.

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xombiedirge:

Grow For Me: Audrey II Model Kit by Joe Dunaway / Website

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You know Janeway’s in the zone when her hair is perfectly quaffed in the middle of a battle #startrek

You know Janeway’s in the zone when her hair is perfectly quaffed in the middle of a battle #startrek

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mustacheintern:

Clockwise Commercial - Creative Team Building & Networking Game

Commercial for smartphone scavenger hunt I run as part of my new internship. Check out my intern blog at mustacheintern.tumblr.com

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